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HELLO! I haven't had enough time to do blog posts, because I'm at DISNEY WORLD! It's great, and I don't have much time, so I'll tell you about my Lodge and a few rides I think you should know about. My lodge is THE ANIMAL KINGDOM LODGE, with an african theme, there are live animals, (such as the Bongo the Reticulated Giraffe, and Zebra) which you can see down below, or from the balcony of your room. YAY! And we just so happened to get one of the views with the most animals. Hurray!
Expedition: Everest
The thrill ride in animal kingdom, this is a great ride. It isn't really jerky, so I LOVE IT. This is the top ride so far. You walk through this museum about "The Yeti" with a bunch of warning signs. And then you get in your car, and you start on a WILD ride. There's a big lift, which I always close my eyes during. Then all of a sudden, you find tracks that were ripped up by the yeti, and you just pause for a moment, and then you start going backwards reaaaaaaaaally fast through a pitch black tunnel, and then you pause again. This time you're in a big cavern, with a wide beam of light shining in front of you. All of a sudden, you see the shadow of the yeti ripping up more tracks. Then you go really fast again, forwards, taking a different track. Then there is a giant yeti puppet, that grabs in front of the front car, and then you keep going. But it can be way to much for the little kids, so don't bring 'em.
It's a small world.
Never. EVER. EVER! Go on this ride if you are eight or older. Unless your an adult who likes stuff that's really cute. It is torture. A bunch of little puppets that sing "It's a small world" OVER and OVER and OVER again. No really. That's all it is. Toddlers may enjoy this, but I loathed it with all my heart, mind and soul. The only reason I went on was that was "Because it's an iconic Disney experience"- My mom. You have been warned.
Space Mountain
This is basically a big roller coaster ride in the dark that's all there is to it. Okay?
Mission: Space
Big flight simulation thing, your little thing turns, there's g-forces, You press buttons to activate thrusters and shields and stuff, you land on mars. IT'S AWESOME!