The Blog of the Biggest Geek Ever

Stuart Little

2008-04-30T19:56:28Z

I am in a play... Stuart Little. So is my sister. If you don't know what Stuart Little is, screw you. It's about a mouse.... in the 1940s... born to a family of humans... with a bird for a girlfriend... and most of all, Stuart has adventures... I play LEEEROY JEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!! Well, his last name isn't Jenkins, but I like to pretend it is. See YouTube for info on that. Anyways, Leroy is a bully... and the captain of the Lillian B. Womrath (his miniature ship) I have one scene... scene 5, boat race. But, it's a fun part to play, and everybody says I have a great voice, and I rule at my entrance line. It's at the Duluth Playhouse, and opening night is this friday... closing performance is Mother's Day. If you can, come see it. Awesome set, awesome cast, great directors, and PUPPETS! (Stuart, Margalo (bird) and Harriet Ames (tiny person)) It's GREAT!!!

The Crown Prince of Geekdom

2008-04-15T03:03:17Z

Well, not really. My dad is the king of the geeks, OFFICIALLY... yes, he was crowned last Saturday, at geek prom...I wasn't there, but my dad told me about it. The king of the geeks before him said: "You do know your son is going to inherit your crown one day, don't you?" He said "You've met my son?" "No, but from what I've read on his blog and your blog, he's geekier than the both of us put together." ...it's given me a sense of pride. Well, later, my mom said I was never going to become the king of the geeks without keeping my blog regularly updated, so... here I am. Also, at geek prom, when I'm old enough to go, and if it still exists... I intend to win the spaz dance competition.

My Band's New Album!

2008-01-12T22:25:07Z

This is my Album Cover meme! Make your own... 1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first article title on the page is the name of your band. 2. www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album. (You may have to refresh the page to get a fresh set of quotes.) 3. www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

A Semi-Funny True Story

2008-01-02T00:29:59Z

So today I had arranged to meet with my friend Dane and go sledding. We were all set. We were going to his dad's place, and then we were going to go sledding. Later Dane and I changed this plan a bit because of the weather. We were going to his dad's house then deciding wether or not we should go sledding... or so I thought. We drove to his dad's place, and then went inside. "Hello!" My sister Emma shouted. No answer. "Anyone home?" I shouted. Still nothing. We searched the house. Nada. Eh. Probably some joke, I thought. Meanwhile, as we later found out, they were hammering on our locked door, ringing the doorbell, and jiggling the doorknob furiously. We decided to call this person, Heidi, that knew them and lived at their place. She knew nothing about it 'cause she was at work or something. We went to the preferred sledding hill. Then Heidi called and said they were back and then, before we could say we should go to their place, they were on their way to the sledding hill. It all turned out O.K. and we had a good time playing World of Warcraft. I got a couple good screenshots too, and I'll put them up as soon as I can. THE END

New Site

2007-12-19T17:38:54Z

I'm doing a division of the Dragon's Lair using Blogger. I'm going to put up all my stories on there. CHECK IT OUT!

My Christmas Wish List

2007-12-18T01:41:49Z

Sorry I haven't done a post in a while... here goes... Things I Would Like for Xmas (not like I'm gonna get all of 'em) 1. Guitar Hero II for PS2 (with controller) 2. Dance Dance Revolution for PS2 (with dance mat) 3. Lots of Usagi Yojimbo (comic series I love) 4. Quoridor (board game) 5. Lego Robot Kit 6. Star Wars Legos II for PS2 7. Chaos (board game) 8. Stadium Checkers (board game) 9. Made for Trade (board game) 10. Trapture (board game) 11. Exago (board game) 12. Uberstix 13. Civilization (CPU game) (MAYBE) 14. (This'll be really, really late since it comes out in Spring) SPORE 15. Some fun fantasy CPU game 16. Gigantic Playmobil Castle set Stocking Stuffers LOTS OF MAGIC (card game)

NaNoWriMo

2007-10-16T19:43:44Z

Before I go into detail about the title... I want you all to know this is my 30th blog post. YAY! STARTING NOVEMBER... So anyways.... National Novel Writing Month. 50,000 word novel. 30 days. 1 brain. I MUST BE INSANE TO SIGN UP. My PERSONAL goal is 30,000 at least. I would be very happy if I got to 50,000 though. So anyways, I've got a novel going in my mind. My sister's trying too. I hope I don't have to argue with her over this computer... too much... I also am not hoping to finish the novel with 50,000 words. Drawing to a climactic ending will be too hard. Right now I'll just tell you what the title of the novel is and the genre. Title: The Outstriders Genre: Fantasy Click on the picture on the right to go to the site. I'll keep you updated on how it's going. ~Simon

The #1 Geekiest Trumpet Solo EVER.

2007-10-12T16:17:44Z

Not much else to say... I think I'll just stare in awe for a while. : O...

Comic Life

2007-10-01T01:10:28Z

So, I got this new software on my computer called Comic Life (I saw a friend using it and thought it was cool)... I immediately made a comic to put on my blog... and I'll probably make more.

Nerdbots in disguise...

2007-09-27T18:11:35Z

Wow. I can't believe it... : O! : P! B-)! Geekorama! Is this not a very geeky thing?

DORK!!!

2007-09-09T00:20:28Z

This must be one of the top ten geakiest things ever... enjoy! I warned you.

Potter Puppet Pals

2007-08-31T13:54:13Z

Here we have classic Potter Puppet Pals animations. ]]>

My favorite music video for my favorite song.

2007-07-09T21:05:32Z

Amazing. He made all this frame by frame in Flash. I love it! It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) is my favorite song ever! So I love this 10 times more than people who think it's ok. I think this video ROCKS! But feel free to leave your own opinion.

Wow. WoW!

2007-07-09T06:04:50Z

This is so incredibly amazing. It so looks like these World of Warcraft charactars are singing Safety Dance. As my dad said, "These people clearly have too much time on their hands. Cheers to that!" He said that about another video, but I think this one diserves it too. So enjoy some WoW charactars in Safety Dance!

The last one. Sylvassar Windrunner.

2007-06-29T17:04:41Z

Yada yada yada, you know what I'll say if you've read the other Windrunner posts. Sylvassar WIndrunner, Felarius's mom. She does secret spying, assassination, and theft missions against the horde. Pretty much the sneaky person for the alliance. Sylvassar Windrunner Chapter 1: Mission Accomplished! "Right! We strip the Exodar from underneath! Those Draenei will never know what hit them! We'll be rich as kings!" Zalgar said triumphantly. "But what if it don't work, mon? What if the Draenei kill us all? Did you think about that, dumb orc? What if someone is spying on us right now?" "Don't be stupid, Lorgron. Troll brain!" he sneered. As a matter of fact, peering through the crack in a barrel at the corner of the room, was an elf, smiling to herself. "This meeting is over!" The orc shouted to all in the room. "I don't think it would be bad to check for spies." Lorgron said as he left the room. "You thought right, friend, but Zalgar's word is law. I'm sorry." She laughed for three minutes straight after they were out of earshot. After she had recovered from her side-aches - a result from laughing too much – she climbed out of the wine barrel. She took a grappling hook from her belt, and through it up to a barred window. It hooked around one of the three steel pillars, and she started to scale the wall, getting closer to the window. When she got all the way up, she wriggled through the bars, unhooked her grappling hook from the other side and hooked it back to her belt, and tied a rope to the bar. She climbed back down gracefully, landing on the ground with a great ease that only comes from being an elf. She tossed her dagger high as possible. Clank! It rang against the steel bar with the rope on it. The dagger fell back to her hands, as did the rope that had been cut. Through the forest she went, eventually coming to a patch of brush that she knew very well. For it was a magical disguise. She stepped through a particular bush, and set her foot on a wooden floor. "Ah, Sylvassar. You're back. I hope you have something interesting for me?" Said a familiar tough-sounding voice. "Yes. Zalgar and his band are planning to strip the Exodar from underneath. I presume there's hidden tunnels under the crashed ship." "Well, in that case you shall lead a search party to find these tunnels. Then we can give a message to the draenei to prepare warriors inside the passages." The man had shaggy blonde hair; he was dressed in full arms besides the helm, which lied on the desk he was sitting at. There was a scar across his eye, and also one on both cheeks, a result of someone sticking a sword through his teeth when his mouth was open, giving orders in a hard battle. In fact, it was Zalgar himself who had given him the wound. "Right. When do we leave, Athlian?" "As soon as possible." She started to head upstairs to prepare some troops. "Oh, and Sylvassar?" "Yes?" "This is a present. It will help you in battle. It is already fully trained, and here is a list of the commands to memorize." Athlian pulled out a cage from under his desk and gave it to her. It was covered in a white sheet. She pulled the sheet away, and inside the cage she saw a strigid owl. "Thank you so much. I will treasure it as long as it still has life in its body. Then I will even more." She said as the bird stared at its new owner with big, round eyes. "A small gift for my best soldier." "What's her name?" "Well, the owner that I bought it from said it was Moonclaw. He was a night elf, of course. But you can give her a different name if you want to." "I think Moonclaw is a good name for this bird." "Oh, and the list of commands… here!" He handed her a small piece of paper. "Thank you!" She opened the door to the cage, and Moonclaw flapped up onto her shoulder, cooing softly. "She likes you." "Guess so. Now, with no more distractions, I'm going to get some people together for the mission." "Right. Good luck, Sylvassar." Soon she had gathered a night elf bowman named Alriath with a bow of course, and a slim rapier- a human by the name of Cathlon – She carried a lot of spell books, mostly- A dwarf, Flint Stoneforge with a mighty battle-axe, and a little gnome named Sqwert with a couple of daggers and a hand-held crossbow. Her own weapons were her bow, a dagger, and claws of war (gloves with long blades on the knuckles). "First things first. Get to Menethil Harbor." "We have to walk all that way?" Sqwert sounded horrified. "We could fly there by gryphon, but that would cost so much money… no." "You mean… you mean… we have to walk to Menethil Harbor?" "Tell you what. If you're a good trouper, and don't annoy the others, you get some delicious ice cream at the end. From the greatest ice cream maker in Baradin Bay!" It seemed to cheer the gnome up. "This journey will take about a month, so make sure you all have provisions, or we'll be eating off of the few scraps we find in Dun Morogh –I can't see how you dwarves survive there- And crocodiles from the Loch and the Wetlands." "Blech! I hate crocodile meat!" Sqwert squirmed. "And will it really take that long?" "Yes." "I like the meat." Flint said, shrugging. "Well, you- you- you're a dwarf!" Sqwert screamed. "So what?" "Uh… I don't exactly know yet." Sqwert placed his chin on his hand, his elbow on his knee in a thoughtful pose. "Well Flint doesn't need provisions except through Dun Morogh-" "Not even that. Dwarves are built to survive in Dun Morogh." "Well Flint doesn't need provisions at all, so he'll carry a bit of everyone else's to even it out. It'll lighten the load for everyone. Thanks, Flint." "For what?" "Never mind." After they had all finished packing, they stepped out onto the forest floor. It was dawn, and there was a large amount of dew on the ground. She could almost feel it through her leather boots. As she walked, she thought about her family. They probably think I'm dead by now. She thought. There was her husband, Eldroral, her two sons, El'qor and Felarius. Felarius was… ninety-nine? Already? And that meant El'qor was… forty-two. A toddler. Her nephew, Elindor, was seventy-seven years old. Sadly her sister had died, and her brother in-law, burned alive almost thirty years ago. And even more sadly, Elindor, their son, had to watch it. Right before they died, they had Eltorae, who was… fifty-four. Her father? He was dead. Died saving a large amount of people, so did her mother. She was three hundred and forty-nine. (Or thirty-four, almost thirty-five). Again, a cliff-hanger. Sorry! That's why you leave comments to give me ideas.